Goodr Gardening with a Kraken – The OG Sunglasses

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Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

“Tentacles feel amazing to the touch,” says Goodr co-founder, Stephen. He’s been love drunk for a beautiful purple/teal eyed Kraken named Maven for years. He made us make these lovely spectacles to try and win her heart. (He has problems.)

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.

  • No Slip – We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  • No Bounce – Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  • No Leopards – Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Made For:

  • Running

Great For:

  • Biking
  • Beasting

Gardening with a Kraken Origin Story:

Back in the late 1950s, goodr co-founder and weirdo, Stephen Lease, had a sordid but gentle love affair with a bright purple kraken named Maven. He would spend days on end staring into her purple & teal eyes while tending to her garden (wink). He wrote her a love song one afternoon that was later stolen by the worst Beatle. We’ve recently found the original lyrics written on seaweed paper behind an old oil painting of the two of them. The painting is too graphic to share, but the lyrics are below.

I’d like to be under the sea
In Maven the Kraken’s garden in the shade
She’d let us in, knows where we’ve been
In her krankenie garden in the shade

I’d ask my friends to come and see
A krankenie garden with me
I’d like to be under the sea
In Maven the Kraken’s garden in the shade

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In her krankenie garden near a cave

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